Heard from the Starbucks line

"My dad and I are going to Vegas because he turns 50 and I turn 21, like a week apart. So we're going to Vegas."

"You know, we basically just broke up. Yeahhhh."

"I'm not going to talk to you ever. Don't call me. "

LOUD: "Se BANA, nos BANAMOS." (I didn't think there was worse Spanish than mine.)