Short people

I was sitting in starbucks today and thinking about "short bitch". She is this small girl who is always in starbucks at the same time as us. Anyway, as I was sitting there, not reading my assignment for English, I couldn't help but think how funny short people are. Especially short men. Sometimes they are cute, but short and stocky men are so weird. It is especially funny when those little creatures waddle because they have such short legs. It must be a burden being short--cant reach the top shelf, have to search for short pants or go to the tailor, etc. Mind you, I am not referring to little people. That would be rude. Just short people who are tall enough to not be considered little people.