sick ass bitches are buying sick ass drinks as usual. I decided to bring Barry to school again since I waste time staring at people at the Greek House for an hour waiting for B-slut and J-dawg to show up. I can't wait for my new battery to ship so I can operate unplugged.
This shit is boring. I'm dunzo
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Greek Letters
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Try fitting that on the butt of your velour sweatpants.
Try fitting that on the butt of your velour sweatpants.
I can totally wear a double zero.
Here is an exact transcript of the conversation I overheard between a mom and her
mega-hot daughter.
Daughter: Um, so, like these pants are a zero. Ashely got a double zero, and like, I can't fit into a double zero. So I didn't get any.
Mom: Well, if they don't fit, then don't worry about it. You wear a zero?
Daughter: Um, yeah, but like the zeros I got are now too baggy. I hafta return them because Ashely got a double zero, and I need to get a double zero, too. I can't wear a zero. I mean, like, these are a zero, but like I can wear a double zero.
Mom: Oh, okay.
Daughter: I totally can.
It was a stimulation conversation, and I had a huge boner the whole time because I was just so interested in what pant size she can and can't wear, and whether or not there is a huge difference between a zero and double zero. It's still the same number. I think it's the difference between the number a ref wears on the back of his jersey, and the number a goalkeeper wears.
I kind of wanted to punch her in her frosted-pink-lip-glossed mouth. But I didn't.
mega-hot daughter.
Daughter: Um, so, like these pants are a zero. Ashely got a double zero, and like, I can't fit into a double zero. So I didn't get any.
Mom: Well, if they don't fit, then don't worry about it. You wear a zero?
Daughter: Um, yeah, but like the zeros I got are now too baggy. I hafta return them because Ashely got a double zero, and I need to get a double zero, too. I can't wear a zero. I mean, like, these are a zero, but like I can wear a double zero.
Mom: Oh, okay.
Daughter: I totally can.
It was a stimulation conversation, and I had a huge boner the whole time because I was just so interested in what pant size she can and can't wear, and whether or not there is a huge difference between a zero and double zero. It's still the same number. I think it's the difference between the number a ref wears on the back of his jersey, and the number a goalkeeper wears.
I kind of wanted to punch her in her frosted-pink-lip-glossed mouth. But I didn't.
Short people
I was sitting in starbucks today and thinking about "short bitch". She is this small girl who is always in starbucks at the same time as us. Anyway, as I was sitting there, not reading my assignment for English, I couldn't help but think how funny short people are. Especially short men. Sometimes they are cute, but short and stocky men are so weird. It is especially funny when those little creatures waddle because they have such short legs. It must be a burden being short--cant reach the top shelf, have to search for short pants or go to the tailor, etc. Mind you, I am not referring to little people. That would be rude. Just short people who are tall enough to not be considered little people.
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